Beard Wars
Are you the tech guru who knows that uptime isn’t just a goal—it’s a lifestyle? Show off your love for all things IT and intergalactic with this epic design! Perfect for sysadmins, network engineers, cybersecurity pros, or anyone who’s ever stayed up all night patching vulnerabilities before the universe implodes.
This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a badge of honor for the interstellar troubleshooting elite. Whether you’re wearing it in the server room, on a video call, or while defending your home lab from space pirates, this tee will let everyone know you’re the guardian of secure systems across the galaxy.
Features:
- Soft, breathable fabric—because patching systems is hard enough without uncomfortable clothes.
- Unisex fit designed for everyone from coding jedis to network rebels.
Keep calm, secure the system, and let the compliments beam in—order yours today!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Bearded I.T. Dad
- Email: contact@support.shop.thebeardeditdad.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Beard Wars Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
