I’ve Got 99 Problems, But DNS Ain’t One
Are you an IT pro who knows that DNS isn’t the issue (well, most of the time)? Show off your tech-savvy sense of humor with this epic tee! Perfect for network engineers, sysadmins, and anyone who’s ever had to tell someone, “It’s not DNS… okay, maybe it’s DNS.”
This shirt isn’t just a conversation starter—it’s a badge of honor for the troubleshooting elite. Whether you’re rocking it at work, a tech conference, or while fixing your home lab at 2 a.m., this shirt will let everyone know you’ve got 99 problems, but DNS ain’t one!
Features:
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort—because troubleshooting takes time!
- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone from network ninjas to coding warriors.
Get ready to ping some compliments—order yours today!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Bearded I.T. Dad
- Email: contact@support.shop.thebeardeditdad.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I’ve Got 99 Problems, But DNS Ain’t One Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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