Patch Tuesday Survivor Tee — Deployed Under Fire
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Some shirts are jokes. This one is a campaign ribbon. A gold-on-olive military-style shield centered on the chest, marking everyone who's pushed a critical update on the second Tuesday of the month and lived to tell about it. Inside the badge: a gear, a RUN AS ADMIN coffee ribbon, and the only motto that matters — EST. 2003. DEPLOYED UNDER FIRE.
Perfect for:
- Windows sysadmins, M365 admins, and MSP techs
- Anyone who's done a 3 a.m. CU rollback and didn't cry (much)
- Wearing to your next MSP conference so people stop you in the hallway
You earned the patch. Now wear it.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Bearded I.T. Dad
- Email: contact@support.shop.thebeardeditdad.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Patch Tuesday Survivor Tee — Deployed Under Fire Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|